This is the website for the business I ran from about 2004 CE until I was abducted by aliens in 2012. The years are in Earth years, of course, since this story is intended for the enlightenment of humans inhabiting that planet about the time that I inhabited it. I must warn readers before proceeding further that the agent who continues to bear my name and raise my child and live as me in all respects is not in fact me but an imposter; in fact, an extraterrestrial. I will explain the full details of this occurrence in due time.
[To be continued...]